I'll zombie your organs.
Condoleeza Rice is opposed to science.
Destroy the potential life saving parasites NOW!!!
Destroy the potential life saving parasites NOW!!!
posted by sr0z circa 5:30 PM
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Thursday, September 22, 2005
Banned Books Week
It's time to bust out those copies of "A Light in the Attic," "In the Night Kitchen" and "Where's Waldo" - Banned Books Week starts on Sept. 24. I think I'll pick up a copy of "Daddy's Roommate" by Michael Willhoite.
posted by Jen Throwup circa 11:13 PM
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Sunday, September 18, 2005
Clips from some of Eastern Europe's greatest masters.
I'm merely bookmarking this site, which is full of some of the most jaw-droppingly beautiful film and animation segments I've ever seen. (Some are also just plain creepy, in that wonderfully European kind of way.)
Now placing "Ivan the Terrible" and "I walked with a Zombie" on my to-rent list...
Via BoingBoing
posted by Zack circa 6:46 PM
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Wednesday, September 14, 2005
Monday, September 19, 2005 is Talk Like A Pirate Day!Talk Like a Pirate Day only comes once a year (on September 19th), this year it falls on a Monday. On talk like a pirate day, everyone talks as if they were a pirate. For instance, instead of saying something like this:
The commitee has decided to reallocate your time to the filing group. We look forward to the exciting new synergies between these departments. You would say this:
Aye matey, those scalawags in their fine breeches want ye' to move o'er with the scurvy dogs yonder. If ye' don't come back with some fine booty, we be keelhaulin' you next morn! If you're not ready yet, you can learn more about this international holiday on the AboutPirateDay page or practice some phrases from the PiratePhrases page. After all, you don't want to be handed the BlackSpot when the holiday is over!
posted by eXactlyWhat circa 12:12 PM
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Monday, September 12, 2005
www.urbandictionary.com
1. hollaback girl
It seems as though Ms. Stefani has had some incidents in which another young, presumably female, individual has made some disparaging remarks about her character. Upon learning of the situation, Ms. Stefani is informing this “culprit” that she intends to handle this matter physically. Ms. Stefani’s character is such that she is not the type of person who counters verbal attacks with verbal attacks, or “hollering back.” Using terminology that is commonplace among today’s youth, this is shortened to “hollaback.” Additionally, it appears as though this altercation will take place somewhere near the bleachers.
lyrics:I heard that you were talking shitAnd you didn't think that I would hear itPeople hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired upSo I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the packGonna get a touchdown, gonna take you outThat's right, put your pom-poms downs, getting everybody fired up
3. hollaback girl
A term that Gwen Stefani apparently just made the fuck up and tries to pass on as regular slang.
Ohh look at me I'm Gwen Stefani blah blah blah blah HOLLABACK GIRL blah blah blah
It seems as though Ms. Stefani has had some incidents in which another young, presumably female, individual has made some disparaging remarks about her character. Upon learning of the situation, Ms. Stefani is informing this “culprit” that she intends to handle this matter physically. Ms. Stefani’s character is such that she is not the type of person who counters verbal attacks with verbal attacks, or “hollering back.” Using terminology that is commonplace among today’s youth, this is shortened to “hollaback.” Additionally, it appears as though this altercation will take place somewhere near the bleachers.
lyrics:I heard that you were talking shitAnd you didn't think that I would hear itPeople hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired upSo I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the packGonna get a touchdown, gonna take you outThat's right, put your pom-poms downs, getting everybody fired up
3. hollaback girl
A term that Gwen Stefani apparently just made the fuck up and tries to pass on as regular slang.
Ohh look at me I'm Gwen Stefani blah blah blah blah HOLLABACK GIRL blah blah blah
Now we know!
posted by eXactlyWhat circa 2:49 PM
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Just for fun: the penis-shaped cheeto
posted by eXactlyWhat circa 9:46 AM
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Friday, September 09, 2005
This sickens me
This is one of the most disturbing accounts of hurricane refugees I've yet heard. I'm so angry. http://nielsenhayden.com
posted by eXactlyWhat circa 9:39 AM
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Thursday, September 08, 2005
George Bush Doesn't Like Black People
I found this picture. OMFG LAUGH OUT LOUD. :/
I hope it was a re-run, but apparently today's episode of The Price Is Right offered a showcase with the title "Things You Need To Wear A Mask For". One of Bob Barker's lady-friends was shown on camera right after they annouced a trip to New Orleans wearing a scuba mask. The other ladies were also wearing Mardi Gras masks to keep it in context. I sure as hell hope it was a re-run. I'm pretty sure it was. GOOD TIMING CBS.
posted by sr0z circa 6:36 PM
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Friday, September 02, 2005
Wow.
"The Cabazon Dinosaurs join at least half a dozen other roadside attractions nationwide that use the giant reptiles' popularity in seeking to win converts to creationism. And more are on the way."
www.latimes.com
www.latimes.com
posted by Jen Throwup circa 12:05 PM
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Bark bark! You're fat!
Researchers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology in the United States plan to recruit Sony's "canine entertainment robot" Aibo into the obesity police. The dog would be connected by radio to the bathroom scales, a pedometer and a personal organizer in which the owner would note his daily food intake, New Scientist magazine reported on Wednesday. http://abcnews.go.com/Health/wireStory?id=1087287
posted by eXactlyWhat circa 10:50 AM
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Thursday, September 01, 2005
Katrina sent to break up gay street party
Think Hurricane Katrina was caused by forces of nature? WRONG!
It's because of the gays, silly!
This doesn't explain the damage in Mississippi and Alabama, but whatever - it's the gays' fault!!
It's because of the gays, silly!
This doesn't explain the damage in Mississippi and Alabama, but whatever - it's the gays' fault!!
posted by Jen Throwup circa 12:25 PM
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